Sick ugly duckling

Sick for 4 days until now. Barely eaten a proper meal. Vomitted 5 or 6 times, and still counting. Eaten about 20 pills, but now have stopped a while. My tooth aches. Haven't showered for days. My hair's oily. I have hibiscus water on my head. Yes, I am one sick ugly duckling. And guess what, my birthday is a couple days away. Quack