How To Be a Retis (Artist)

Assalamualaikum guys! Before this I posted about a 'project' that I decided to do. And guess what, I did it :) With the help of my fellow housemates. 
Sorry it took so long. So much work, so little time.
So, here it is.

HOW TO BE A RETIS

Normally, you'd see people who are not famous in general, yet have millions of likes on FB or thousand of followers on Twitter. Pada suatu hari, saya dan roomate saya terfikir, bagaimanakah dia boleh terjadi terkenal? Secara kebetulan ataupun tidak? The answer is no. Ini bukan secara kebetulan, tp realiti. These are the ways on how you can be like those peoplez.

1. Be naturally beautiful

Haa, kalau cantik je muka, likes smp berdozen. Kan? Kan? Pi lah buat plastic surgery. Berjuta juta likes on fb nnti. Tk tipu. 

2. Do various poses with various faces

Okay, this is the part where you should laugh histerically. Observe the various poses of typical girls on fb. No offense.

The jari-di-pipi-oh-comel-gila-aku-ni style

 The pegang camera nmpk lengan style

 The ketatkan bibir style

 The fish mouth style

 The peace style

 The awesome pout *gelak*

 The extreme peace style

 The nipiskan bibir style

The tanduk rusa style

 I just had to put this *look at Ida (right)*

 Okay, ni dah start main main haha

3. Be popular


All you need is fame. How?


i) Make a youtube video like this

ii) No.1


4. Be sexy
Nah, I'm kidding. You don't need to show skin to be a retis. Take Maria Elena for instance. She's popular, but all covered :)


I'm running out of time since I need to go back to my college TT cry cry. Be back next week. I'll update this again when I have the time. Ya, skrg rupa post ni macam belacan. Yekk.


Gtg. Bye :)


Art & Design classes making me crazzeeeeeh :( I need help!