JPJ oh JPJ

Assalamualaikum and a HAPPY MARCH :)
People my age update their status as follows; It's March! Result result on 22nd!
I know I know! No need reminding. But early this month I've been worried about something else, my JPJ test, which was today. I was seriously freaked out because of many reasons. The two past weeks, many students have failed according to my teacher. So of course I was swallowing my gum!
Here's what happened. (BEWARE: Might get boring)(Very long post)

I woke up around 945am hihi and got dressed then waited for Abg Shah (ze teacher) to pick me up. That time I was gulping here and there and shivering from the horror. So we arrived at Metro around 11am. But then I found out that my turn was in Session 3 which was most probably at 3pm. I met my girlfriend Dina which took her JPJ that morning and she passed. Congrats Dina! So I ate and all with two pretty 'kakak's from Sabah, both so nice :) Then around 3pm it was Session 3's turn. We sat in this room, got our numbers which I was number 17, listened to a brief explanation from one of the JPJ officer and waited. Then waited. And waited. At around 3.30pm, it was our turn! First it was in the litar. As always, the small hill first. I am no good at the bukit. Seriously. So I was praying hard, swallowing the saliva left in my throat and gave it a shot. Vroom and stop! Exactly in the yellow space. Yahoo! I honked and the JPJ officer let me through. Fuhh, but going down was the hard part. 'Remember, minyak, clutch then minyak all the way.' The car went down and I had to stop to get my form. Alhamdullilah, one done, three to go.
Second, parking. I drove right into the arrow, bingo! Then started doing the steps. I looked out of the car, wehoo, honked then moved on. One more to go.
Tiga Penjuru, the killer one said most people. So, I went slowly in, playing with the clutch. Turned the steering accordingly and bingo. Reversed and another bingo. Then out I went. Fuih, litar DONE. And on the way back to the bukit to park the car, I took the wrong turn. I was too happy sampai salah jalan.
'Hoi, awak dah sudah 3P belum?' the uncle shouted from the parking area.
'Sudah!'
'Dah tu awak nak gi mana? Sana la!' while pointing the other way around. I was laughing in the car. Then another abang sitting at the junction after I U-turned laughed at me.
'Awak nak repeat parking ke?'
'TAK NAK!' Haha, opss.
I was repeating Alhamdullilah all the way back to the waiting area. But then the Metro dude called me, took my form then, 'Awak masuk kereta tu.'
So I did. Guess who was the JPJ officer? Puan Sa***! People said she was hard to pass. I didn't know it was her at first but I was already threatened because it was a lady JPJ officer. I just went with it anyways. I did the normal stuff as always. Then vroom out. I was riding a Viva but lucky I practiced with it yesterday, so I was kind of familiar with the car. Usually I used a Kancil. And a few minutes after I realized my chair was kind of far back! It was hard to hit the clutch. I was already on my way so, haih, jalan je lah. On the road there was some cones, I forgot to turn on my signal. She said, 'kan ada cone kat situ, bagi la signal!' Gulp :O i stayed quiet and just moved on. One mark gone. Okay, never mind. Just move on. So I did. And at the traffic light, there was a car in front. So I braked and somehow the engine died. Okay, remember, if enjin mati, free gear,tarik handbrake. Fuih, she didn't say anything. Then continued on. And on the way, she went on, 'tekan lagi minyak.' I was already 40km/h. 'Bawak sampai 50'. -____- So I did slowly but then the gear was not suitable. Pape la, jalan je. I went kind of slow cause the clutch was not suitable. What could I do? The officer asked me to go faster but then the maximum gear I should use is 3.
Finally I was at the junction before ending the horror. In front of me was a car that stopped to exchange seats with the student. Alamak, gagal la pulak budak tu. Takpe. Sikit je lagi Zazi, sikit je. And I was saying Basmalah all the way to the end haha.
Alhamdullilah, 16/20! Better than failing. Thank you, puan! Eventhough it was a weird journey, THANK YOU! And getting that from her, fuuh. The pak cik that took my form said, 'hah, balik bagitau mak ayah semua.' :DD

Oh my! My post is so long! LOL But I'm happy. Can't I share my happiness? Hihi
Lastly;

Thanks to Abg Shah, Fatin Hazwani and Dina esp for teaching me
Thanks to Izzah, Sakinah, Ayesha, Nabhan, Adilin, Syalin, Sal and others for the best support
Thanks to Metro and JPJ and the officers
THANK YOU!

Dinner we 'celebrated' at Manhattan Fish Market and saw Dina work! Awesome babe :) I know, over right? Biarlah. Gembira ni :p